A few weeks ago, I jokingly suggested that I could go for getting some disease, because I wouldn’t mind the opportunity to stay home from work and watch TV, and take a break from my life.

Well, shouldn’t have joked about it, because I came down with some intestinal bug that is kicking my ass and not only am I not enjoying it, I don’t even really get to take a break. I guess that’s adulting.

I was going to tell you a story about about how I once screwed myself out of a publishing contract by being too much of a lawyer (this was when I was in law school) and not enough of an author, but meh. I’ve got to rush off to the bathroom again.

Sorry guys, back in a couple weeks…