Never you mind what those are. The point is, it’s that time of year, and the staff of Hotel Eviltry bids you farewell until next year. Go on, now. It’s all right. We’ll be back in a few weeks for all your eviltry needs.

We here at the Evil League of Evil Writers would like to thank our loyal evil readership for another great (if bumpy!) year.

Just so you know, our official hiatus starts today (Monday, December 19) and goes through Sunday, January 15, 2017.

From the ELEW to you and yours, enjoy your holiday season, and don’t get arrested. We will not bail you out.

The Sithmas Tree of the Gothic Goddess